Saturday, May 18, 2013

ENGINE BLOOD: Spanish GP

* Zzzzzz......   Zzzzzz......  Ehwah?  A Grand Prix, you say?  Oh, the SPANISH Grand Prix.  Wake me up when we get somewhere exciting.
 
* I noticed when I was looking at this blog on my gigantic Motorola mobile phone (apparently powered by Spectrum BASIC, such is its lethargy) that thanks to our recurring series, "Where Is Paul Di Resta From This Week?", the site looks like a celebration of Scottish independence, as the Saltire is proudly displayed on every Engine Blood entry so far.  With this in mind, and given how dreadful the last race was, we'll be critiquing the flag of the nation we've just visited from now on.
 
First up: Spain.
 
 
A classic of design, this; a simple "sandwich" of uncomplicated colours makes this a joy to behold.  But what's this?  Ah, a heraldic doobrie, of some description!  How cromulent an addition to this flag of flags.  Truly, this a banner to be reckoned with.
 
* If YOU didn't like this week's entry, please detail all complaints to "Pirelli Tyres" with the subject heading "Dude. Seriously."  Or alternatively, talk to John Watson - he seems to have an opinion on everything these days.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

A Godawful Small Affair: Twelve "Lodger"

"LODGER" (1979)

COVER SHOT: Legs.


For the final instalment of the Berlin trilogy, we come up against a slightly rum egg.  The three albums have driven the usual Bowie changes along at a wicked lick.  Whilst the glacial "Low" traced a lineage from previous offering "Station To Station", the project has sped away from that spirit of introspection and borderline self-flagellation, with "Heroes" acting as the riveting pivot to whirl us into... This.

Sounding reasonably carefree, even - dare I say it - camp in places, this is an album that showcases experimentation and play, but possibly topples onto the wrong side of the fence of pretention.  The fence itself has a soul patch and is reading Camus, whilst stroking its chin (what?  Fences have chins) as it notices the slightly dishevelled, Bowie-like figure that has toppled over it, and exhales a lungful of ghastly Camel smoke, shrugs and says: "c'est la vie".

But this isn't about the fence of pretention.  Looking back, if I'm entirely honest, it's never been about the fence of pretention.  It's never been about the fence of pretention at all.  What this is actually about is Eno and Bowie trying to push the boundaries of modern music even further, and oddly coming out with a perfectly serviceable pop album.

Everything has a lightness to it that has been absent for a few albums, like the gradual slackening of the creative strings over the trilogy has relaxed the players to the point where loose-limbed affairs like "Fantastic Voyage" can saunter along at their own merry pace, where a repurposed "Sister Midnight" has never sounded so relaxed (or, indeed, relaxed at all), where "Boys Keep Swinging" sees the musicians swap instruments, though given that they're highly sought after session musicians who were practically raised in studios, this may not be the huge ask some make it out to be.

"DJ" is about as paranoid as it gets, and that's not coming near the heights of angst scaled even a year  previously.  Just to put the tin hat on it, even "Look Back In Anger", a song that is ultimately about death, is played for lyrical laughs, as a bored reaper thumbs through his target's belongings whilst waiting for the gnashing and wailing to subside.  This happy ending to a tumultuous late seventies sees us wave goodbye to Eno, who's off to inflict U2 on us - but he'll be back with a vengeance.  There will be entrails and eyeliner and many recriminations, but before we get to that it's time for another decade entirely. 

Kajagoogoo!  The Sinclair C5!  Fatcher (the "TH" having been forever removed by establishment wet fart Ben Elton)!  These and many more things will be utterly ignored next time out, as A Godawful Small Affair gets its red braces out, watches a documentary about our impending utter thermonuclear destruction and cracks open a Citrus Spring and some Sizzlin' Bacon Monster Munch (this one's for you, Mr Worthington) as we hit....  THE EIGHTIES.

Join us next time for some clowning around.